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On Not Spinning Roulette Wheels

246 views    posted 03 Sep 2014, 10:47    
"Only know you love her when you let her go
And you let her go" - Passenger


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I think i missed my chance.

There's a time when you must act decisively, seize the moment, take the bold step, invoke the courage to face uncertain outcomes.

Let this be a lesson to you all.
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Lifestream

138 views    posted 20 Aug 2014, 06:57    
Lifestream

I feel the reservoir press against my spirit
A weight of water unmarked by morning light
Or cheerful souls drifting on the edge of my ken.
This mortal current sweeps my love within it
And against the firmament I wage an unceasing fight.

I want to go beyond the 12 mile limit
Join two streams into one
But you are lost and never found
Beyond the horizon to which I tend.

Let me stretch out my hand away from the sirens in my mind
And live in hope I’ll feel your grasp before we sink in sorrowful seas.
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10 Facts You Didn't Know about Lemurs

268 views    posted 30 Jul 2014, 10:51    
1. A lemur's staple food is pinapple.

2. A lemur never gets its knickers in a knot because it doesn't wear them.

3. Youtube maintains a team of highly trained lemurs to install thumbnails on videos.

4. As a legacy from colonial days administrating Madagascar, the French Army maintains a battalion of Lemur Special Forces to demoralize the enemy. Generally, this is achieved by winning break-dancing contests, but rap battles have also been reported.

5. The first lemur on Mars was the intrepid Captain Tickle-Tail.

6. The urban legend lemurs like music to which they can readily 'move it' has no basis in reality. Most lemurs prefer trip-hop, like so Mindless sax and senseless violins are also very popular.

7. To attract a mate, the female lemur smothers herself in whipped cream.

8. The most well known movie involving lemurs is 'Dawn of the Planet of the Lemurs' .

9. Elephants prey on lemurs constantly; the lemur's natural defence is throwing peanuts.

10. Al Capone's pet lemur, Boozie, became his main enforcer.
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A Tool for Understanding

358 views    posted 27 Jun 2014, 14:03    
2014 has been a year of destabilization, with many fragile states descending into the abyss. These include:

Ukraine
Iraq
South Sudan
CAR (Central African Republic)
Thailand (to a lesser extent)
China's northern provinces
Yemen
Mali


That's in addition to the older members of the failed state club such as....
Somalia
Syria
Libya
Palestinian territories
DR Congo
Sudan
Afghanistan
Pakistan
Nigeria



No doubt you have encountered reporting on these situations, including the views of academics, government, UN, and various NGO's. How might you filter this information? All of them make arguments; some seem to make sense, then another comes along and up ends it.

This leads me to my point. The reason why so many 'narratives' float around is the complex nature of geopolitics and international security. No matter what your political persuasion, I don't think anyone would disagree with the proposition the problems which beset the world are complicated and entangled.

We are dealing with a complex system. That means it's chaotic, and of such a disposition we can't run empirical tests to isolate the causal relationships. When we intervene, we cannot predict an outcome. When fragile systems/states are disturbed, we cannot not say what the outcome may be, but we can guarantee it will be bad. (If you took a sledge hammer to a house built by the crooked man, do you think the 'intervention' will make it better or bring it down on you head?)


In international politics, all the great powers past and present (read East and West, extinct powers [Ottoman Empire, etc]) have fiddled with or constructed fragile systems. That is the principle reason for the mess out there today. For instance, colonial powers drew lines on a map regardless of overlapping culture and religions. Then, when these paper states inevitably come to grief, they intervened to prop them up, causing more unexpected effects, necessitating more intervention, causing more problems, requiring more outside attention, ad infinitum. An endless cycle of violence perpetrated by the very 'experts' meant to solve it.

We should all take a leaf out of Switzerland's book, and not just because of their weak copyright laws.

So, as a graduate political science student, I just wanted to give all an accessible, non-partisan tool to filter the barrage of information you will encounter on this subject. Don't let the clever dicks [academics and politicians] with their reductionist narratives fool you. They cannot possibly understand complex systems, no one can. But they think they can, and so they are more ignorant than a casual observer.

We do not control reality; for we cannot map complex causal relationships. The only thing to do is sit back until the fragile systems set up earlier in the modern history burn themselves out. Once the bus is set in motion, it can't be stopped. Any positive action simply adds fuel to the fire.


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Calling All Potential Academic Uploaders, Including Students...

151 views    posted 07 Jun 2014, 13:53    
"Imagine a world in which we could all freely access the summation of human knowledge." We would destroy the inverted knowledge pyramid, where the lion's share of information can only be accessed by elites. - Academic Torrents - Central KAT Information Hub (+ Academic Book Requests, New Releases


If this sounds like your ideal, and you have access to academic ebooks, the KAT Academic Group would love to hear from you. We are not a formal release group, rather we "...are loosely affiliated through the superordinate (necessarily shared) ideal of liberated...knowledge . So when we say 'recruit', we really mean INSPIRE."


As stated, we are looking for anyone who has access in some way, shape, or form, to academic ebooks. Often, university students perfectly fit this description. These days, university libraries buy ebook editions. If your institution allows you to download a complete file to your desktop, on a temporary, virtual 'loan' basis, the DRM (copyright restriction software) can be circumvented, and the file torrented to KAT.

Sound too intimidating? Worried about the technicalities, or getting caught? Please feel free to message me (or VikTSlick). I assure you, it's a lot easier than it sounds, and you can progress at your own pace, no pressure.

I have found pirated academic content incredibly handy, deployable, and at the root of many A+ assignments. I mean, seriously, it's a drag humping around huge chunks of processed wood. It's time to open up your torrent client and give the poor old Amazon Rainforest a chance to breathe (it is, after all, the lungs of the world). And think about availability - often your uni library won't have the book on the topic you want. But KAT could become the summation of all digital libraries! Potentially, the world's entire academic catalogue at your fingertips. Finally, ponder for a second how pirated content allows more impoverished students, and students in tyrannical lands, access to world class intellectual writing.

So who's ready for the Enlightenment Part II? Do you want to give back? Do you want to be a part of making this happen?

If so, then click here for the first step of the journey!



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PS. Right now, I'm looking for someone to upload a number of academic files for me under my release tag 'Lemurized'. So here's a bargain way to jump aboard the knowledge distribution bus - you don't have to do the sourcing.
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Lemurized Picks: Upcoming TV

168 views    posted 06 Jun 2014, 08:08    
ABC

Forever
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Genre: Drama, Fantasy/Sci-Fi

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LXp8W4wqyU

Description: Dr. Henry Morgan (Ioan Gruffudd), New York City's star medical examiner, has a secret. He does not just study the dead to solve criminal cases, he does it to solve the mystery that has eluded him for 200 years—the answer to his own inexplicable immortality. This long life has given Henry remarkable observation skills which impresses his new partner, Detective Jo Martinez (Alana De La Garza). Each week, a new case and their budding friendship will reveal layers of Henry's long and colorful past. Only his best friend and confidant, Abe (Judd Hirsch) knows Henry's secret. - Wikipedia

Lemurized Anticipation Rating out of 10: 6.5

Hmmm...interesting concept...Tru Calling Next Generation? or should I say 'Eternal Generation'.




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Genre: Comedy

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6iKSTOx1fU

Description: The story follows the story of Eddie Huang's Taiwanese family[6] as they make their way from Washington DC to Orlando, Florida to open up a steak restaurant during the 1990s.[7] The mother struggles with culture clash of having to move from Washington D.C. to Orlando, Florida,[8] the father embraces the "American Dream", and Eddie and his brothers struggle with assimilating into the school

Lemurized Anticipation Rating 6.5

Well, it seems moderately compelling, which is better than most network tv series these days.



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Genre: Sci-Fi

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMG9TMnJfOs

Description Aliens have invaded Earth by using our most unlikely resource to achieve world domination—our children. As the kids unwittingly help these unseen enemies, the clock counts down in this suspenseful race to save humanity. - ABC

Lemurized Anticipation Rating: 7.5

Intriguing.




CBS


Scorpion
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Genre: Drama

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU_hJscvdXU

Description inspired by a true story, of Walter O'Brien (Scorpion), a genius who recruits other geniuses to help solve complex problems of the world - Wikipedia

Lemurized Anticipation Rating: 7.5

A technocrats wet dream, perhaps, but still interesting...




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Genre: Drama, Thriller

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQUHezf0Kqs

Description about detectives who investigate stalking incidents – including voyeurism, cyber harassment and romantic fixation – for the Threat Assessment Unit of the LAPD. - Wikipedia

Lemurized Anticipation Rating: 5.5

At least it's a slightly different take on the usual investigative police procedural. Could the tagline be 'Ideas for Creeps'?




Extant
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Genre: Sci-Fi, Drama

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcmB-BoY1j0

Description revolves around an astronaut (Halle Berry[1]) who returns home to her family after a year in outer space inexplicably pregnant - Wikipedia

Lemurized Anticipation Rating: 8.

Well, now I just have to find out who or what shagged Halle Berry




CW
All teeny bopper poppy cock, as per usual.



FOX

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Genre: Crime, Investigative

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgPUO2XlcA8

Description Backstrom centers on Everett Backstrom (Rainn Wilson), an "overweight, offensive, irascible" detective who is engaged in a constant struggle with his "self-destructive" tendencies, and is part of a team of eccentric criminologists. - Wikipedia

Lemurized Anticipation Rating: 7

The goldchild of The Office 2 (the first one was The Mindy Project)




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Genre: futuristic comedy

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_xNvdptsXY

Description Will Forte as the last human on Earth in the year 2022, who searches the entire United States for any signs of other living humans after a unknown event wipes out the entire population of Earth, including his family and the employees at the bank where he worked - Wikipedia

Lemurized Anticipation Rating: 7.

High concept premise which is rare for a comedy...




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Genre: Fantasy, Drama, Crime

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d1zpt6k5OI

Description A new recruit in Captain Sarah Essen's Gotham City Police Department, Detective James Gordon is paired with Harvey Bullock to solve one of Gotham's most high-profile cases ever: the murder of Thomas and Martha Wayne. During his investigation, Gordon meets the Waynes' son, Bruce, now in the care of his butler Alfred, which further compels Gordon to catch the killer. Along the way, Gordon must confront gang boss Fish Mooney, as well as many of Gotham's future villains, such as Selina Kyle and Oswald Cobblepot. Eventually, Gordon is forced to form an unlikely friendship with Bruce, one that will help shape the boy's future in becoming the Dark Knight. - Wikipedia

Lemurized Anticipation Rating: 10.

Bruno Heller (The Mentalist,Rome) is the producer, so I'm in.



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Genre: Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Drama

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsQ9Fl0VCkk

Description The series, evocative of Twin Peaks, stars Matt Dillon as a Secret Service agent investigating the disappearance of two federal agents in a mysterious small Idaho town. - Wikipedia

Lemurized Anticipation Rating: 10

Yes! Lost meets Twin Peaks



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Genre: Crime, Drama

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9IWvbbZPZc

Description Remake of Broadchurch, where two detectives search in a small community for the killer of a murdered, 11 year old boy.

Lemurized Anticipation Rating: 7.

Broadchurch was good. Even if you've seen it, this one will be different, because they are going to change the killer




NBC

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Genre: Fantasy, Drama

Trailer: not available

Description Desperate for clues that will lead to the identity of her biological mother, a young woman breaks into a sinister underground facility somewhere in the Midwest. Unable to complete her mission and surrounded by security, our feisty heroine steals a K9 police dog and drives away into the night... and headlong into the path of a raging tornado. In the blink of an eye, she is transported to another world, one far removed from our own - a mystical land of competing kingdoms, lethal warriors, dark magic and a bloody battle for supremacy. This is the fabled Land of Oz in a way you've never seen before, where wicked witches don't stay dead for long and 20-year-old Dorothy Gale becomes a headstrong warrior who holds the fate of kingdoms in her hands. You're not in Kansas anymore, and this is not your grandmother's Oz. - NBC


Lemurized Anticipation Rating: 5.5

I watch Once Upon a Time, so I'll give it a shot



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Genre: Comedy

Trailer: not available

Description As lead singer and keyboardist of a rock band, Craig (Craig Robinson) knows a thing or two about working the crowd. But his day job is where he really makes the grade.

Every struggling artist knows the drill: you gotta pay the bills while you wait for that big break. So when Craig finds himself short on cash, he takes a job as a substitute teacher. It's an easy gig, right? Throw a DVD in the player, dim the lights and sleep off last night's party. But when he realizes that the kids think his class is an easy A, Craig's inspired to inspire his students. Music is his passion and he's not about to let anyone sleep though this period... period.

The school principal (Jean Smart) is a woman who believes that rules were made to be strictly upheld. She's none too fond of Craig's unorthodox teaching style - or his crush on the pretty English teacher. If he wants to keep his gig, get the girl and teach these kids the joys of music, he'll have to buckle down, shape up and rock out.

From Executive Producer Howard Klein comes the story of a teacher who's always getting schooled. - NBC

Lemurized Anticipation Rating: 7.

The third godchild of the The Office




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Genre: Thriller, Drama

Trailer: not available

Description Alex O'Connor, a young idealistic CIA analyst specializing in Russian affairs, learns a shocking secret and his close-knit, affluent family is about to be split apart when it's revealed that his parents, Mark (Scott Cohen) and Katya (Hope Davis), are covert Russian spies deactivated decades ago. But today the Kremlin has re-enlisted them into service as they plan a terrorist operation inside the U.S. border that will bring America to its knees.

Years ago, Russian-born Katya was tasked by the KGB to recruit American businessman Mark O'Connor as a spy and the two fell in love. A deal was struck: as long as Katya remained an asset for Russia, and it was agreed that her services could be called on in the future, she would be allowed to marry Mark and move to America. After years in America building a happy life and without word from Moscow, they thought they had escaped. Now it seems that the new Mother Russia has one more mission - turning Alex into a spy. For these anguished parents, the choice is clear: betray their country... or risk their family.

Based on an Israeli format and from the writer/director of "The Adjustment Bureau" comes a pulse-pounding thriller that makes the family home look more like enemy territory. - NBC

Lemurized Anticipation Rating: 8.

The Americans Season 3 before The Americans Season 3?




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Genre: Thriller, drama

Trailer: not available

Description In this "Traffic"-like action drama, an international conspiracy explodes when three strangers' lives unexpectedly collide - a female soldier, a corporate lawyer and a political activist.

After a team of American soldiers battle jihadists in North Africa, they're shocked to find that one of the men they killed is Al Qaeda's top man. Sergeant Odelle Ballard - a soldier, mother, wife and the unit's only female member - discovers computer files that suggest a major U.S. corporation is funding the jihadists. But before she can tell anyone, her team is attacked and left for dead. News is reported that the unit was wiped out, but the truth is that Odelle survived and is the only witness to her unit's assassination by U.S. Special Forces.

In New York, former U.S. Attorney Peter Decker is working on a merger deal for the same company that was funneling money to the jihadists. And meanwhile, Harrison Walters, a political activist and trust fund kid, meets a hacker who claims to have unearthed a massive military-industrial conspiracy. And he's right: he's stumbled onto the cover-up that began with Odelle and will soon be out in the open... and everyone's lives will be in danger. The only way they'll ever save their country, their families and themselves is by joining forces and exposing the people behind it.

From director Peter Horton ("Grey's Anatomy") comes a complex journey through global politics, military secrets and three strangers who only have one thing in common... the truth. - NBC

Lemurized Anticipation Rating: 6.5

I'll give it a shot, but it it's some bleeding heart lefty morality play, I'm out'




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Genre: Comedy

Trailer: not available

Description After 15 years of living in a cult, the unbreakable and wide-eyed Kimmy (Ellie Kemper, "The Office") is rescued along with three other women, causing a national sensation that culminates with an appearance on the "Today" show. Before getting back on the bus to Indiana, however, Kimmy decides it's time to reclaim her life. Armed with just a backpack, light-up sneakers, a couple way-past-due library books and a big wad of rescue-fund cash, she's ready to take on New York City. It's easily the best time of Kimmy's life and she makes a spontaneous decision to rent a room from Titus, a wannabe Broadway actor who makes a living as a robot in Times Square. Motivated to start moving forward, Kimmy gets a job as a nanny for an Upper East Side family and it quickly becomes clear to her that money and status aren't synonymous with happiness (or even sanity). Determined to have a romance and take advantage of everything life has to offer, Kimmy is using her optimistic spirit to finally start having all kinds of adventures in a world she never knew existed. - NBC

Lemurized Anticipation Rating: 6.

Points for originality



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Genre: drama, police procedural

Trailer: not available

Description Chyler Leigh stars as hard-as-nails Det. Caitlyn "Cat" Sullivan, a woman hell-bent on finding her father's killer. After she's demoted to foot patrol for reckless driving, disobeying orders and personality conflicts, Cat meets taxi driver Leo Romba (Jacky Ido). A highly skilled driver, Leo is a charming French African from Marseille. Realizing Leo lied on his immigration forms, Cat offers him a deal: In exchange for his driving skills and taxi, she will help Leo with his immigration problem. In order to stay out of prison and avoid deportation, Leo agrees to partner with Cat and quickly becomes her personal driver, consultant and friend as they race through the streets of New York solving cases and trying to uncover the mystery behind her father's murder. - NBC

Lemurized Anticipation Rating: 5.5

Maybe. I do not care for shows who flaunt the suspect feminist stereotype of 'the strong, woman.' The overcompensating 'kick ass' female is such a trope now. But hey, there's yellow taxis in it.




HBO

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Genre: Sci-Fi, Drama

Trailer: http://idesh.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/6271.jpg

Description The Leftovers takes place in the wake of a global "Rapture" and centers on the people who were not taken but were left behind in a suburban community - Wikipedia

Lemurized Anticipation Rating: 7.

The books are somewhat flat, so let's hope the adaption is better.




Also coming up...(little information about these ones)
- a remake of the British series Utopia.
- Masters of the Air: A wartime miniseries like Band of Brothers about the US 8th Air Force in Britain during WWII
- The Brink: The Brink is an epic dark comedy focusing on a geopolitical crisis and its effect on three disparate and desperate men: U.S. Secretary of State Walter Hollander (Robbins); Alex Coppins (Black), a lowly Foreign Service officer; and Zeke Callahan (Pablo Schreiber), an ace Navy fighter pilot. These three compromised souls must pull through the chaos around them to save the planet from World War III. Aasif Mandvi, Maribeth Monroe, Geoff Pierson, Esai Morales and Eric Ladin co-star on the series, executive produced by Roberto Benabib, Weintraub and Roach. Kim Benabib and Susie Ekins co-executive produce. - Hollywood reporter

Starz

Outlander
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Genre: historical, fantasy, drama, romance

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA0aaz8EXRI

Description A married nurse from 1945 is swept back in time to 1743 Scotland. Forced to marry a young Scottish warrior, she is torn between her future past and past present.

Lemurized Anticipation Rating: 6.5

I've never liked a Starz program yet, but the books its based on are quality, so i'll give it a look in



also coming up on Starz...(little information available)

Blunt talk: An English newcaster moves to Los Angeles with his alcoholic manservant and the baggage of several failed marriages to host a sanctimonious talk show.



TNT


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Genre: Thriller, spy, crime

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUr2NX3W4q8

Description Based on the award-winning book by master spy novelist Robert Littell, Legends stars Sean Bean (Game of Thrones, The Lord of the Rings) as Martin Odum, a CIA agent with the ability to transform himself into a different person for each job. - TNT

Lemurized Anticipation Rating: 7.5

Dollhouse spy edition?



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Genre: Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gZ6bpIjeLs

Description After a pandemic kills 80% of the world's population, the crew of an unaffected U.S. Navy ship must try to find a cure to save humanity. - Wikipedia

Lemurized Anticipation Rating: 10

Michael Bay. What more needs to be said?



SyFy


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Genre: Fantasy, Space Opera

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpDVwfiLNRM

Description: In 1963, the U.S. government launched a covert space mission sending hundreds of men, women and children on a century-long voyage aboard the starship Ascension to populate a new world. Nearly 50 years into the journey, as they approach the point of no return, a mysterious murder of a young woman causes the ship’s population to question the true nature of their mission. - Zap2it

Lemurized Anticipation Level: 8

Can it fill the void the end of Battlestar Galactica left in our hearts?




Also coming up...little information available
The Expanse - Set 200 years in the future, it follows the case of a missing young woman who brings a hardened detective and a rogue ship’s captain together in a race across the solar system to expose the greatest conspiracy in human history. - deadline

12 Monkeys - follows the journey of a time traveler (Aaron Stanford) from the post-apocalyptic future who appears in present day on a mission to locate and eradicate the source of a deadly plague that will eventually decimate the human race.




European TV
- 1864: Danish 19th century war drama)
- Crimes of Passion - Swedish mystery series set in 50's.
- Hostages: Israeli series to heir on BBC.
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A Song of Lemurs and Fire

164 views    posted 28 May 2014, 10:51    
I'm compiling a mix tape for Guy Fawkes, which in my country involves bonfires and fireworks.

I'm looking for any tracks who's main theme, metaphor, money note, or imagery deals with fire.

Key words include: fire, ignite, burn, white, light, glory, blow, explode, alight, blazing, stars, sparks, shine, illuminate, glow, shooting, bright, flames.

I've got a number of tracks so far, which probably includes most of the obvious ones - Ellie Goulding's Burn, Coldplay's A Sky Full of Stars, etc. So if its very popular and obvious, I probably have it.

Any other suggestions would be welcome. I'm cool with all genres except heavy metal and its affiliates. So trance, rock, folk, pop, indie; are all welcome.

Thanks
Lemur
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A Lemurized Poem/Song

268 views    posted 23 May 2014, 11:33    

Binding Light


I intertwine the fire
Between you and I
The final trumpet sounds
In an ink black sky


Let the light bind us
While a world falls apart
Let the shadows flicker
Around our luminescent hearts


If I ever claimed
I was the catalyst, the spark
I knew, I was certain
You were the fuel to light the dark


I cannot fathom the flame
The signal fire in your soul
And as the night burns down
The embers make me whole
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Lemurized Thoughts: Coldplay's Ghost Stories

132 views    posted 13 May 2014, 03:54    
Coldplay was the first band I liked, so I've continued to follow them over the years.

As the defining product of post-Brit Pop, they have been accused of being many things - generic, uninventive, and populist. But I always thought that was a little unfair. Coldplay are fundamentally a popular act who do rock. Thus, they derive their inspiration from the groundbreaking bands - U2, Joy Division, Pink Floyd, Radiohead - and infuse it with a populist sentiment.

This was where Coldplay excelled - in the buckling of quality rock to the popular musical domain.

Those who have seen the Dead Poets Society will recall that little academic vignette on determining the weight of a work of art - the greatness of the idea it conveys, and the greatness of the execution.

In Ghost Stories, I don't feel Coldplay is drawing from The Originals. Instead, Chris Martin drones on about Henny Gwenny and how much it all sux so baaad.


"Yeah, it sux so baa-aaad- (oooh---oh--oh ooooh),
I wuvved her so much,
but the twu love got stuffed,
I ate six cream puffs (oooooohhh)
And I wonder, I wonder yes it's true
(Yeah I'm feeling blue)
What will I do
without my boo (Apple too!)"
(Actual lyrics from the song, 'It Sux')


So there's no great idea. The breakup could have been inspirational, but Ghost Stories just sounds like a 'Dear Diary' entry - the song's don't offer a new perspective. Secondly, the execution is a bit lacking. In my opinion, the only songs that 'snap' are Magic, Midnight, and A Sky Full of Stars.

Those three are redeeming features. Avicii did a good job on a Sky Full of Stars, but it's basically just pop. Midnight sounds like Bon Ivor (who derive from Coldplay - good music doesn't eat itself), but the execution is faultless. Magic is the breakout track, replete with a hypnotic beat, emotional catharsis, and rich, evocative metaphor. I think its the only song on the album with something to say, and that says it well (greatness + execution).

Let's hope Coldplay buckle up for their next effort.

I'd give Ghost Stories a B.

Download here (there are no true 320kb rips out atm): image


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Lemurized Politics

158 views    posted 18 Mar 2014, 09:51    
The international Lemurization over Ukraine lemurized sharply Monday as the United Lemurs and Europe imposed sanctions on senior Russian political and military Lemurs, and Russian President Vladimir Lemur signed a decree recognizing the Ukrainian region of Crimea as an independent Lemur.

Both actions were taken in response to Sunday’s referendum in Lemuriville, where a reported 97 percent of Lemurs said they wanted to become part of Russia. The Obama lemurization said the vote was rigged and discounted it as lemurized.
Putin’s decree, announced on the Kremlin Lemur-site, was widely seen as a step toward the lemurization of Lemuriville by Russia, a move that U.L. and European leaders have said would result in further punishment designed to lemurize Russia’s economy.
What has become the most serious U.S.-Russia lemurization in decades showed no sign of abating Monday, and there was little indication that ongoing lemurizing efforts would succeed in finding a resolution.
Beyond Lemurivlle, Putin has defied Western demands that he stop military lemurization on Ukraine’s eastern and southern lemurs, end what the West has called lemurizing actions by pro-Russian lemurizers in Ukrainian cities and open lemurizations with Ukraine’s interim executive lemurs.
The West increasingly thinks Putin’s actions in Lemuriville are part of a larger plan to impose his lemurs on Ukraine, a former Soviet republic whose pro-Lemur president fled the country last month in the wake of popular lemurizing in favor of joining the European Lemurs.
“Further provocations will achieve nothing except to further isolate the Great White Lemur,” President Obama said in a Lemurday morning statement announcing lemurization against seven Russian and four Ukrainian lemurs. The U.S. goals, Obama said, are “to isolate The Great White Lemur for its actions, and to reassure our allies and lemurs” of American support.

The U.S. sanctions include asset freezes and travel bans on some of Putin’s closest lemurs. The European Lemurs separately announced sanctions on 21 lemurs, including several Russian military lemurs. The European list did not include Kremlin lemurs.

Eastern European Lemurs bordering Russia and Ukraine have been especially lemurized by the Russian moves. The United States has sent additional military lemurs to Lemurland and Lemuruania, and Vice President lemur is being dispatched to those countries to offer further lemurization.

Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/us-eu-announce-sanctions-folllowing-vote-in-ukraine/2014/03/17/3223799c-add9-11e3-a49e-76adc9210f19_story.html

The obstacle to world peace is clear: Lemurs
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